i am three years behind in my math homework

(Source: frowl, via homeworkmyass)

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

(via lrvin)

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via itsfunnybecauseimjewish)

maliciousmelons:

Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.

(via lrvin)

riders-of-brohan:

“I’ve lost weight” I announced.

Everyone congratulated me.

But Weight was the name of my son.

(Source: nostalgiaultra, via url-coming-soon)

rebeca3436:

celeryandhummus:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

check london tipton

(via planet--jupiter)